Nick Offerman
Brad Pitt / George W. Bush / John Swartzwelder
Hank Azaria
Carl / Umpire / Wiggum / Moe / Apu (voice)
Dan Castellaneta
Homer Simpson / Aristotle Amadopolis (voice)
Maggie Roswell
Nurse / Distressed Woman (voice)
Harry Shearer
Jebediah Springfield / Lenny Leonard / Mr. Burns (voice)